The things they say...

Bradley was in the cart at target- Ryan had let him get it. The annoying one that has the big double seat on the front. They are like steering a bus, and they boys only sit in them for the first 30 seconds. Bradley climbed up on the side and was balanced in an awkward position.
Then he says, "Hey mom, I think I am cool.... That's cause I am."

A few days later we were in the mall and he was looking at the different mannequins in the windows. There were some very bright pink ones in one of the windows and he says, "They sure think they are cool, huh mom."

Last night in the shower Zack let a gas. With three boys in the shower- it is their ultimate entertainment. This time though, it sounded a little different and Josh said, "what was that?"
Zack responded, "It's a funny squeaky sound..." in his best old lady Christmas Vacation voice.
*note* They only watch the edited version!

Soccer mom

Josh and Kendri are excited to be on the same team...

Josh and Zack started soccer. Unfortunately they are in different age groups so they are on different teams. That means we have soccer four nights a week. I guess next year will be worse when Bradley starts, so I may as well enjoy this year. Josh is amazingly better then he was last year- much more agressive and so stinking fast! Zack is still getting the hang of things, but has scored goals at the two games he has had so far and is quickly figuring things out.

BOYS

So, due to me not keeping a journal besides this blog, I have to make this post to remind myself of things my boys do. It is fairly disgusting, so if you aren't up for it- stop reading now!

Two nights ago Josh waited a little too long to come in to use the bathroom- he was outside playing with his friends... He has a bad habit of doing this- one that I am constantly on him about. He frequently hides his undies with "skids" from me to avoid the lecture... Well, on this occasion, he was even later then usual and ended up getting his mess all over the toilet, rug, floor, and shower curtain. He even managed to get it on Bradley. So, I stick the three of them in the shower and get busy on cleanup duty. Then I hear it:
Josh- Hey Zack, clean my bum for me!
Zack- NO WAY!!!
Josh- ummmmm..... I will give you a dollar if you do.
Zack- OKAY!!

Really son? For a DOLLAR??